MARCSUMMERGENDERFUCKER
dear friends,
Emeril, our leading lady (Sam, this party’s creative director), unwrapped a terrible medical surprise this week and is currently recovering from emergency back surgery. We love him too much to do this party without him, and we can’t imagine the night without him screaming BAM every 6-8 seconds.
With that said, COMMUTATOR: UNWRAPPED is postponed until further notice.
We the cc team are going to switch gears to get PURIM 5785 ready for you and we’ll bring back UNWRAPPED shortly thereafter.
Wishing you all a delish and nutrish val day weekend 💋
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commutator collective
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YOU GOTTA RSVP FOR THE ADDRESS!
do you ever wonder how a boy is made? do you sit in silent rapture, waiting for the secret ingredient to be revealed? do you dream of a 30-minute meal?
if you answered yes, mark the date on your Tivo for COMMUTATOR: UNWRAPPED on Saturday, February 15 at 8pm.
(doors at 7:30)
it’s a dance party where we’ll unwrap the secrets of the five other legal genders that are recognized by the U.S. government, along with other delicious mysteries, like how much olive oil you should be drinking, and how dads are made at the dad factory.
there’s going to be refreshments and dancing, Many Waters spinning music all evening, and a plethora of early-2000s Food Network-related bits.
dance the night away, meet “Rachel Ray,” and lose yourself deep inside a pastry recipayyy.
RSVP now for free
(donations accepted the door,
pay-what-you-can, as always!)
-> TAKE ME HOME, COUNTRY ROAD <-